Moose Fathers and Sons

An adolescent male moose is dressed to go out. His father is reading the newspaper. The teenager moose asks if he can borrow the antlers which sit on a shelf near the door.

Good Start

Diplomas mean you know a little something.

Years In the Making

The mad scientist tells Frankenstein he doesn’t have the brains graduate. All the brains are in jars on the lab table.  But you do have the brains. You are graduating. Friends are impressed. The family is relieved. Time for a monster celebration.

Without you…

A  mother duck is cruising across a lake. Her ducklings are riding her bareback. They are having fun frolicking and discovering. But they know without their mother, they’d be sunk.

Tweeting is in the DNA

This is when mothers tell you you’ll have all the time you want to tweet when you’re older.

Mother’s Timeless Advice.

Mothers encourage children not to engage in certain activities until they’ve grown-up and have a partner. Pouting is one of them.

The Best Years of Her Life.

A frazzled mother sits at the kitchen table teaching a screaming baby how to eat. The kitchen looks askew. Looking back, mother’s often say these were the best days of their lives.  Looking back, the kid kids they were his/her best days, too.

How Mothers Know Their Child.

Here’s a mother who demonstrates the usual way a mother knows her child. Ooops. We meant “No”s her child. For example, “You’ve got to be joking,” or “Yeah, when pigs fly.”

Did She Mention Her Son?

Did she mention her son? Are you kidding? She’s a mother. Two female rabbits are having coffee at the kitchen table. The mother is bragging about her son, the Easter bunny. And the other looks pained because she’s heard it all before…many, many times before.

Clever Kid Mocks Discipline

A clever kid says childhood has been pretty good so far and suggests not spoiling it with silly rules.

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