Moose Fathers and Sons

An adolescent male moose is dressed to go out. His father is reading the newspaper. The teenager moose asks if he can borrow the antlers which sit on a shelf near the door.

It’s a Lot More Peanuts.

With diploma earned this elephant is entering the work place running. It’s a new adventure. Yes, like you, the elephant will be working for peanuts. But with a diploma it’s a lot more peanuts.

Without you…

A  mother duck is cruising across a lake. Her ducklings are riding her bareback. They are having fun frolicking and discovering. But they know without their mother, they’d be sunk.

Did She Mention Her Son?

Did she mention her son? Are you kidding? She’s a mother. Two female rabbits are having coffee at the kitchen table. The mother is bragging about her son, the Easter bunny. And the other looks pained because she’s heard it all before…many, many times before.

But Mom….

A mother penguin is dressing her child in winter clothes, hat, gloves, scarf and so on. The child protests. After all, they’re penguins.

Most Mothers Get a Call

Most mothers get a call on Mother’s Day complains an alligator wife to her husband. But she won’t be because he eat their young?

What Do Bears Do In the Woods?

A mother bear is in the woods with her cub. And she’s quizzing her cub on where bears go potty. And the answer is not, “In the meadow.”

Equally Cute

A mother warthog is assuring her children that they’re all equally cute.

Mom Protects Cubs

Mom Protects Cubs A mother bear is on a psychiatrist’s couch. She’s explaining that she had to maul someone to protect her cubs. She has nightmares about it. But she also has to admit he was delicious.

Thought You Said Tutoring.

A puppy and his mother are at the veterinarian’s. The puppy is a little shocked. He thought his mother said he was going to Vet for “tutoring.”

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