Like Cats Take Direction.

A woman in her living room, videotaping her cat while prompting the cat to look at her and do something cute. The cat is sitting on the couch with a ball of yarn, seemingly dumbfounded by the request.

Mating Dance

A dance class for turkeys, literally. They are learning to do mating dance steps like, spreading their tail feathers and warbling. You have to be ready in case love comes your way.

Just The Way I Am

A disheveled husband is sitting in his favorite lounge chair with a bag of chips on his stomach and many bottles of beer nearby and TV remote in hand. And he professes his love always, just the way he is.

Cupid’s Boycott Suggestion.

Cupid is sitting on the sidewalk, his back against a building. He has a cup for contributions. His bow and arrow lay nearby. He holds a protest sign telling people to boycott dating sites.

Cupid Control Center

Two cupids are sitting in front of a wall of computer screens. They are following different dating sites. But one cupid doesn’t care if the new system is more efficient. He misses using the arrows.

No Necking.

There’s a full moon and Love is in the air. But first the vampire couple, each with a beautiful pair of fangs, agrees “No hickies.”

It’s Normal At Our Age.

Two dogs are in a backyard. The yard has holes all over where “Sparky” has been digging. The other dog tells him to relax because bone loss is normal at their age.

Best Friended

A dog is at his computer. He’s on a social networking site and he’s happy. Why? Because he’s been best-friended again.

The Best Part Is…

Two “girlfriend” dogs are having coffee at the kitchen table. One is showing the other “his” picture in her wallet. “Isn’t he a doll?” she asks. “And the best part is he hasn’t been neutered?” 

A Real Surprise!

A dog is wearing a birthday party hat. He explains to another dog that the party was a total surprise. Everyone jumped out and screamed “Happy Birthday” just as he was licking his balls.