Moose Fathers and Sons

An adolescent male moose is dressed to go out. His father is reading the newspaper. The teenager moose asks if he can borrow the antlers which sit on a shelf near the door.

Without you…

A  mother duck is cruising across a lake. Her ducklings are riding her bareback. They are having fun frolicking and discovering. But they know without their mother, they’d be sunk.

Mother’s Timeless Advice.

Mothers encourage children not to engage in certain activities until they’ve grown-up and have a partner. Pouting is one of them.

Did She Mention Her Son?

Did she mention her son? Are you kidding? She’s a mother. Two female rabbits are having coffee at the kitchen table. The mother is bragging about her son, the Easter bunny. And the other looks pained because she’s heard it all before…many, many times before.

Clever Kid Mocks Discipline

A clever kid says childhood has been pretty good so far and suggests not spoiling it with silly rules.

But Mom….

A mother penguin is dressing her child in winter clothes, hat, gloves, scarf and so on. The child protests. After all, they’re penguins.

Most Mothers Get a Call

Most mothers get a call on Mother’s Day complains an alligator wife to her husband. But she won’t be because he eat their young?

What Do Bears Do In the Woods?

A mother bear is in the woods with her cub. And she’s quizzing her cub on where bears go potty. And the answer is not, “In the meadow.”

Pie Chart Mom

A pie chart of explains how mothers spend a typical mother’s day. There is some cleaning and cooking. But most of time is spent waiting for that phone call.

The Mother Ship

A flying saucer has landed and mothers are streaming out. Each is saying something mothers say. “Come. Eat.” “Dress warm.” “You never phone.” “Wait until I tell your father.”

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