Just The Way I Am

A disheveled husband sitting in his favorite chair with chips, beer and the TV remote in hand. He says he’ll always love you, just the way he is.

Old Dog New Tricks

Two old dogs are sitting in rockers. Both wear glasses. The male is looking kind of shy. The female is knitting and comments,” Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”

Russet Good for you?

Two potatoes are in bed. They’ve made love. And it was great. Why not? Both knew from the starch they were a perfect mash.

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