Shooting Fish in a Barrel

Two airborne cupids are outside a crowded watering hole. One cupid explains, “It’s a singles bar. It’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel.”

Cupid Computer Central

Two cupids are sitting before a wall of computer screens. They are following different dating sites. But one says he doesn’t care if the new system is more efficient. He misses using the arrows.

The Nose Knows

Two shaggy-haired dogs are facing each other. Love is in the air. And one dog says to the other dog, “You smell cute. The nose knows.

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Just The Way I Am

A disheveled husband sitting in his favorite chair with chips, beer and the TV remote in hand. He says he’ll always love you, just the way he is.

Cupid’s Boycott Suggestion.

Cupid is sitting on the sidewalk, his back against a building. He has a cup for contributions. His bow and arrow lay nearby. He holds a protest sign telling people to boycott dating sites.

Cupid Control Center

Two cupids are sitting in front of a wall of computer screens. They are following different dating sites. But one cupid doesn’t care if the new system is more efficient. He misses using the arrows.

No Necking.

There’s a full moon and Love is in the air. But first the vampire couple, each with a beautiful pair of fangs, agrees “No hickies.”

The Best Part Is…

Two “girlfriend” dogs are having coffee at the kitchen table. One is showing the other “his” picture in her wallet. “Isn’t he a doll?” she asks. “And the best part is he hasn’t been neutered?” 

Sealed with a Slobber.

A dog is taking an envelope from the mailbox. The envelope has S.W.A.S. written on the sealed side. The dog thinks “Wow! Here’s one that’s sealed with a slobber.”

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