The Nose Knows

Two shaggy-haired dogs are facing each other. Love is in the air. And one dog says to the other dog, “You smell cute. The nose knows.

Romantic Valentine’s Day Celebration

A woman describes the perfect Valentine’s Day celebration. Then says it would be even better with a partner.

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Mating Dance

A dance class for turkeys, literally. They are learning to do mating dance steps like, spreading their tail feathers and warbling. You have to be ready in case love comes your way.

No Necking.

There’s a full moon and Love is in the air. But first the vampire couple, each with a beautiful pair of fangs, agrees “No hickies.”

The Best Part Is…

Two “girlfriend” dogs are having coffee at the kitchen table. One is showing the other “his” picture in her wallet. “Isn’t he a doll?” she asks. “And the best part is he hasn’t been neutered?” 

Old Dog New Tricks

Two old dogs are sitting in rockers. Both wear glasses. The male is looking kind of shy. The female is knitting and comments,” Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”

Quit When It Stops Being Fun

When to retire? It all depends on the profession. Not everyone quits until it stops being fun.

Censored

At a Psychics Convention, a man and woman are attracted to each other. But we can’t read what they’re thinking. Their thoughts are censored.

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