Shooting Fish in a Barrel

Two airborne cupids are outside a crowded watering hole. One cupid explains, “It’s a singles bar. It’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel.”

Romantic Valentine’s Day Celebration

A woman describes the perfect Valentine’s Day celebration. Then says it would be even better with a partner.

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No Necking.

There’s a full moon and Love is in the air. But first the vampire couple, each with a beautiful pair of fangs, agrees “No hickies.”

The Best Part Is…

Two “girlfriend” dogs are having coffee at the kitchen table. One is showing the other “his” picture in her wallet. “Isn’t he a doll?” she asks. “And the best part is he hasn’t been neutered?” 

Sealed with a Slobber.

A dog is taking an envelope from the mailbox. The envelope has S.W.A.S. written on the sealed side. The dog thinks “Wow! Here’s one that’s sealed with a slobber.”

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