Just The Way I Am

A disheveled husband sitting in his favorite chair with chips, beer and the TV remote in hand. He says he’ll always love you, just the way he is.

The Best Part Is…

Two “girlfriend” dogs are having coffee at the kitchen table. One is showing the other “his” picture in her wallet. “Isn’t he a doll?” she asks. “And the best part is he hasn’t been neutered?” 

Old Dog New Tricks

Two old dogs are sitting in rockers. Both wear glasses. The male is looking kind of shy. The female is knitting and comments,” Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”

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