Turkey Thanksgiving Service

A turkey is on the phone. She has a hanky in hand and a tear in her eye. She’s very emotional as she describes the service for another turkey who​was roasted for Thanksgiving. “He was laid out on a bed of mashed sweet potatoes…”

Thanksgiving Is For Sweethearts, Too!

Think Fashion For Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is coming. So it’s time to think about dressing the turkey. Hope you have better taste than this turkey does.

Close Calls for Turkeys

Two turkey couples are sitting on couches having cocktails. They’re talking about “close-calls.” One of them does not have his head. His partner wants him to tell their friends about his close call last Thanksgiving.