Just The Way I Am

A disheveled husband sitting in his favorite chair with chips, beer and the TV remote in hand. He says he’ll always love you, just the way he is.

Cupid’s Boycott Suggestion.

Cupid is sitting on the sidewalk, his back against a building. He has a cup for contributions. His bow and arrow lay nearby. He holds a protest sign telling people to boycott dating sites.

Cupid Control Center

Two cupids are sitting in front of a wall of computer screens. They are following different dating sites. But one cupid doesn’t care if the new system is more efficient. He misses using the arrows.

No Necking.

There’s a full moon and Love is in the air. But first the vampire couple, each with a beautiful pair of fangs, agrees “No hickies.”

It’s Normal At Our Age.

Two dogs are in a backyard. The yard has holes all over where “Sparky” has been digging. The other dog tells him to relax because bone loss is normal at their age.

Best Friended

A dog is at his computer. He’s on a social networking site and he’s happy. Why? Because he’s been best-friended again.

The Best Part Is…

Two “girlfriend” dogs are having coffee at the kitchen table. One is showing the other “his” picture in her wallet. “Isn’t he a doll?” she asks. “And the best part is he hasn’t been neutered?” 

A Real Surprise!

A dog is wearing a birthday party hat. He explains to another dog that the party was a total surprise. Everyone jumped out and screamed “Happy Birthday” just as he was licking his balls.

Sealed with a Slobber.

A dog is taking an envelope from the mailbox. The envelope has S.W.A.S. written on the sealed side. The dog thinks “Wow! Here’s one that’s sealed with a slobber.”

So?

Cartoon of a dog and cat eating at a restaurant table. The dog is complaining that there’s a hair in his soup and the cat doesn’t see why it’s a big deal.

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