Free Range Turkey

A farmer with an axe is facing a turkey that is sporting a cowboy hat and boots. The turkey says, "There must be some mistake. I'm free-range." The farmer says “You were but now you’re plump enough to be oven-range.”
About Dick Chodkowski

Illustrator/writer: greeting cards, advertising art, children's and humor books and co-owner of Vermont's biggest and best used book store: Monroe Street Books

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