
Sound advice from the President.

We all know it’s politically incorrect and insensitive. But men are stupid sometimes. (I know. I’m a man.) And that’s what makes it funny.

The Losers and a few Winners.

Sure it makes fun of the graduate. But it’s intended to be sent to someone with a sense of humor from a close friend. It’s not meant to be sent by a distant aunt or grandfather who might hesitate even if they thought the card was funny. They’d probably play it safe with a more restrained sentiment.

All humorous answers are awarded a cap and gown.

Three cards that featured males in the visual. Publishers like cards that work for both sexes but sometimes the humor is true to one sex and not the other.

Obviously a card we couldn’t publish because Paris Hilton is a celebrity with a lot of lawyers. But I bet she’d give it and upper-class chuckle.

Your graduation present a new car? You wish!

Many a truth is said in jest.

Two words of advice from someone who knows how to succeed.

No more going back to the dorm for the keg parties.

Probably already outdated, I submitted this card 2 or 3 years ago when the whole LED light change was news.

Took Blood, Sweat and Tears to Graduate. Elimination of bodily waste is always good for a laugh.

A joke that doesn’t address the recipient directly. Probably not a good idea. Great picture, though

I can see where the whole subject of students loans is a downer. But it’s funny and relevant.