Graduation Cards by Dick Chodkowski.

A graduate's cap flying through the air along with strokes of color whimsically conveying the movement and excitement of graduating.

Sound advice from the President.

Sound advice from the President.

We all know it's politically incorrect and insensitive. But men are stupid sometimes. (I know. I'm a man.) And that’s what makes it funny.

We all know it’s politically incorrect and insensitive. But men are stupid sometimes. (I know. I’m a man.) And that’s what makes it funny.

Congratulations of reaching your goal: Graduation.

The Losers and a few Winners.

To Best, the Brightest Graduate Who is Also Totally Clueless.

Sure it makes fun of the graduate. But it’s intended to be sent to someone with a sense of humor from a close friend. It’s not meant to be sent by a distant aunt or grandfather who might hesitate even if they thought the card was funny. They’d probably play it safe with a more restrained sentiment.

Pop Quiz on how to react when you finally get your diploma.

All humorous answers are awarded a cap and gown.

The first Pinhead to graduate.

Three cards that featured males in the visual. Publishers like cards that work for both sexes but sometimes the humor is true to one sex and not the other.

Things to do after getting your diploma.

Paris Hilton is wearing a graduate's cap and giving school graduates advice.

Obviously a card we couldn’t publish because Paris Hilton is a celebrity with a lot of lawyers. But I bet she’d give it and upper-class chuckle.

Graduation is your turn to take the stage.

A New Car!?

Your graduation present a new car? You wish!

Graduation says you're ready to start your life's work!

Many a truth is said in jest.

Graduation Advice from a successful businessman. Two words.

Two words of advice from someone who knows how to succeed.

You've graduated. Time to move on.

No more going back to the dorm for the keg parties.

A cow wearing a graduation cap saying Cow Gradulations!

The brightest bulb in the class.

Probably already outdated, I submitted this card 2 or 3 years ago when the whole LED light change was news.

Took Blood, Sweat and Tears to Graduate.

Took Blood, Sweat and Tears to Graduate. Elimination of bodily waste is always good for a laugh.

Big brain. Big Diploma.

A joke that doesn’t address the recipient directly. Probably not a good idea. Great picture, though

Adios, Senior!

A College Degree won't save your planet from Total Destruction.

I can see where the whole subject of students loans is a downer. But it’s funny and relevant.

About Dick Chodkowski

Illustrator/writer: greeting cards, advertising art, children's and humor books and co-owner of Vermont's biggest and best used book store: Monroe Street Books

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