Tweeting is in the DNA

This is when mothers tell you you’ll have all the time you want to tweet when you’re older.

Mother’s Timeless Advice.

Mothers encourage children not to engage in certain activities until they’ve grown-up and have a partner. Pouting is one of them.

The Best Years of Her Life.

A frazzled mother sits at the kitchen table teaching a screaming baby how to eat. The kitchen looks askew. Looking back, mother’s often say these were the best days of their lives.  Looking back, the kid kids they were his/her best days, too.

How Mothers Know Their Child.

Here’s a mother who demonstrates the usual way a mother knows her child. Ooops. We meant “No”s her child. For example, “You’ve got to be joking,” or “Yeah, when pigs fly.”

Did She Mention Her Son?

Did she mention her son? Are you kidding? She’s a mother. Two female rabbits are having coffee at the kitchen table. The mother is bragging about her son, the Easter bunny. And the other looks pained because she’s heard it all before…many, many times before.

But Mom….

A mother penguin is dressing her child in winter clothes, hat, gloves, scarf and so on. The child protests. After all, they’re penguins.

Mom Protects Cubs

Mom Protects Cubs A mother bear is on a psychiatrist’s couch. She’s explaining that she had to maul someone to protect her cubs. She has nightmares about it. But she also has to admit he was delicious.

The Mother Ship

A flying saucer has landed and mothers are streaming out. Each is saying something mothers say. “Come. Eat.” “Dress warm.” “You never phone.” “Wait until I tell your father.”

Over the Moon

Two calves are standing out in their field. Each is bragging about their mothers. Could Mother’s Day be on the horizon?

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