Thought You Said Tutoring.

A puppy and his mother are at the veterinarian’s. The puppy is a little shocked. He thought his mother said he was going to Vet for “tutoring.”

The Nose Knows

Two shaggy-haired dogs are facing each other. Love is in the air. And one dog says to the other dog, “You smell cute. The nose knows.

bow-WOW

Two dogs in bed. They’ve made love. It was a big bow-WOW.

It’s Normal At Our Age.

Two dogs are in a backyard where “Sparky” is digging holes everywhere. The other dog tells him to relax because bone loss is normal at their age.

Best Friended

A sweet dog sits at his computer. He’s on a social networking site and he’s really happy because he’s been best-friended again.

The Best Part Is…

Two “girlfriend” dogs are having coffee at the kitchen table. One is showing the other “his” picture in her wallet. “Isn’t he a doll?” she asks. “And the best part is he hasn’t been neutered?” 

A Real Surprise!

A dog is wearing a birthday party hat. He explains to another dog that the party was a total surprise. Everyone jumped out and screamed “Happy Birthday” just as he was licking his balls.

Sealed with a Slobber.

A dog is taking an envelope from the mailbox. The envelope has S.W.A.S. written on the sealed side. The dog thinks “Wow! Here’s one that’s sealed with a slobber.”

So?

Cartoon of a dog and cat eating at a restaurant table. The dog is complaining that there’s a hair in his soup and the cat doesn’t see why it’s a big deal.

This Means War

Fire hydrants are emerging from a flying saucer. Not realizing, a dog has just peed on one near him. The alien hydrant looks annoyed and says this means war between our planets.

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