Sealed with a Slobber.

A dog is taking an envelope from the mailbox. The envelope has S.W.A.S. written on the sealed side. The dog thinks “Wow! Here’s one that’s sealed with a slobber.”

Gets My Vote.

A dog is on stage, standing at a podium. He’s giving a political speech to audience of dogs. One of the observers turns to his buddy and says he likes the candidate because he sounds authentic.

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