Dining At The Ducky Diner

In the late 1990s, I had an idea for a children’s picture book called “Dining at the Ducky Diner.” I had already published two titles by small houses and was anxious to see if I could sell into one of the major publishers. The field is very competitive and full of talented people. I’ve always […]

Mating Dance

A dance class for turkeys, literally. They are learning to do mating dance steps like, spreading their tail feathers and warbling. You have to be ready in case love comes your way.

Best Friended

A dog is at his computer. He’s on a social networking site and he’s happy. Why? Because he’s been best-friended again.

The Best Part Is…

Two “girlfriend” dogs are having coffee at the kitchen table. One is showing the other “his” picture in her wallet. “Isn’t he a doll?” she asks. “And the best part is he hasn’t been neutered?” 

A Real Surprise!

A dog is wearing a birthday party hat. He explains to another dog that the party was a total surprise. Everyone jumped out and screamed “Happy Birthday” just as he was licking his balls.

Sealed with a Slobber.

A dog is taking an envelope from the mailbox. The envelope has S.W.A.S. written on the sealed side. The dog thinks “Wow! Here’s one that’s sealed with a slobber.”

So?

Cartoon of a dog and cat eating at a restaurant table. The dog is complaining that there’s a hair in his soup and the cat doesn’t see why it’s a big deal.

Gets My Vote.

A dog is on stage, standing at a podium. He’s giving a political speech to audience of dogs. One of the observers turns to his buddy and says he likes the candidate because he sounds authentic.

Old Dog New Tricks

Two old dogs are sitting in rockers. Both wear glasses. The male is looking kind of shy. The female is knitting and comments,” Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”

You Want a Pro, Call Me

Two cats stretched out on lounge chairs, sitting pool-side. Both wear sunglasses. They look like jaded Hollywood stars.

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